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If titanic
was produced in INDIA....
1) There would be 10 times
as many people on the ship
2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white
saree and of course singing in the rain
3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"
4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days
and still survive, but the
villian would die on the first dip
5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to
teach the hero a
lesson
6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer
sarees.
7) Himesh Reshammiya could not use his
nose to sing as his nose would be running due to the
cold weather condition.
And last but not least...
8) More Than Half of the rescue boats would be reserved
for SC/ST/OBC
-
Sunil Samanta,
Visakhapatnam, Andhra Pradesh
Email:
sunilsamanta@gmail.com
Love And
Marriage
Love and marriage, love and marriage
Go together like a horse and carriage
This I tell you, brother
You can't have one without the other."
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Perfect love
is rare indeed - for to be a lover will require that you
continually have the subtlety of the very wise, the
flexibility of the child, the sensitivity of the artist,
the understanding of the philosopher, the acceptance of
the saint, the tolerance of the scholar and the
fortitude of the certain."
Tina
Acharya
em:
tina_acharya@yahoo.co.in
The best
advice
one can get in life is that one which one gives himself.
Life is an individual race, everybody is one his/her own
track.
My sincere advice is that one should be realistic about
the facts of life....
- Dikeocha
Petrus.N
em:
dnp1982@yahoo.co.uk
Follow two
things for better life...
1.Don't talk when you are angry &
2.Don't take the words seiously from the one who is
angry.
- Shiva from Bangalore
em:
shivaa73@rediffmail.com
Short Story
see & saw r two friends.
one day see saw sea bt saw did nt see sea,see saw sea
and jumped in the sea,saw did nt see sea n jmup in sea.
see nt see saw in sea,bt saw see see in sea.
then see saw saw ,saw see see.
both sea n saw happy in to sea.
THE END.
- Aryan
em:
aryan_singhania2002@yahoo.com
Never
cry.....
Never
cry
for any
relation
in
life
Because
for the
one whom
you cry
Does not
deserve
your tears
And the
one who
deserves
Will never
let you
cry.........
Kamlesh Jaiswal
janjif@rediffmail.com
Never
search
your happiness
in others
Which will
make you
feel
alone,
Rather
search
it in
yourself
You will
feel happy
Even if
you are
left
alone.......
Sent
in by Dhan Shanker of Mauritius. E-mail: bhupat90@hotmail.com
Words
of wisdom about marriages ....
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman
Manoj Guruji,
Mumbai
greatkam2005@yahoo.com
The
Meaning of Life, Love and Death.....
Love Begins with a smile ,
grows with a Kiss,
ends with a tears.
When you were born
you were crying and everyone
around you was smiling.
Live your life so that when you die,
You're the one smiling
and everyone around you is crying...
- Shane,
Dubai, United Arab Emirates.
Email : shane.remo@gmail.com
Logically Speaking....
I'm nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I'm perfect.
If I save time, when do I get it back?
The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
Rajeshnair,
Trivandrum, India
E-mail: rajeshkumar960@yahoo.com
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who is left.
Best way to prevent a hangover is to stay drunk.
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate
but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
I was born intelligent.... education ruined me.
-
Anup Patil, Bangalore
E-mail:
anup_patil_2000@yahoo.com
Answer-phone Messages worth remembering
>Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money. >
>This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number and your reason for calling, and I'll think about returning your call. >
>Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you. >
Some
Funny thoughts...
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is it when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not a door?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?
Every change is best for our lives
One day, there was a blind man sitting on the steps of a
building with a sign by his feet and that read: "I am
blind, please help".
A creative publicist was walking by him and stopped to
observe he only had a few coins in his hat. He dropped a
few more coins in his hat and without asking for his
permission, took the sign, turned it around and wrote
another announcement.
He placed the sign by his feet and left.
That afternoon the creative publicist returned by the
blind man and noticed that his hat was full of bills and
coins.
The blind man recognized his footsteps and asked if it was
him who had re-written his sign and he wanted to know as
to what did he write on it.
The publicist responded "Nothing that was not true, I just
rewrote your sign differently". He smiled and went on his
way. The blind man never knew but his new sign read:
"TODAY IS SPRING AND I CANNOT SEE IT"
Change your strategy when something does not go your way
and you'll see it will probably be for the best. Have
faith that every change is best for our lives.
Sent in by Manoj Mehta, C.A. Email:
manoj.mehta@vsnl.net
Make money in spare time with zero Investment.
1. "Some people dream of success... while others wake up and work hard
at it."
2. "Failure is nature's plan to prepare you for great responsibilities."
3. "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many."
4. "Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but
they have never failed to imitate them."
5. "It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare, it is because
we do not dare that things are difficult."
6. "The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones."
Rakesh Pandey, Sep 28,2004.
Indian Product Promotion Centre
www.ippconline.com
Make money in spare time with zero Investment.
More wise
ones from Mr Rakesh Pandey...
1. Anyone who stops
learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone
who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life
is to keep your
mind young.
2. Don't wish it was easier; wish you were better. Don't
wish for less
problems; wish for more skills. Don't wish for less
challenges; wish for
more wisdom All truths are easy to understand once they
are discovered;
the point is to discover them
3. Effective people are not problem-minded; they're
opportunity minded.
They feed opportunities and starve problems.
4. Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by
the seeds you plant.
5. Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into
small jobs.
6. Good character is not given to us. We have to build it
piece by piece--by
thought, choice, courage, and determination.
Rakesh Pandey
Indian Product Promotion Centre
www.ippconline.com
Make money in spare time with zero Investment.
These One Liners can improve your life!
When you move from temptation's way don't leave a forwarding address.
One of the mysteries of life is that occasionally some piece of it will be perfectly understandable.
Long walks are therapeutic, especially when taken by people that annoy us.
Leisure is spending time on work you love best without getting paid for it.
Cherish all your happy times together; they make a soft pillow for old age.
Laughter translates into any language.
Children need strength to lean on, a shoulder to cry on, and an example to learn from.
Some people find happiness by making the most of what they don't have.
Close your eyes to the faults of others and watch the doors of friendship swing wide.
Happiness is a healthy mental attitude, a grateful spirit, a clear conscience, and a heart full of love.
Be the first to say, "Hello. Good to see you."
Try to walk arm in arm with you loved ones, even if you don't see eye to eye.
A real home is more than a roof over your head-it is a foundation under your feet.
Those who constantly look back may know where they've been, but not where they are going.
Treat your friends like a fine painting and place them in their best light.
Happiness: not what we have, but what we enjoy.
Faith gives us the courage to face the present with confidence and the future with expectancy.
Do something for somebody everyday for which you do not get paid. Albert Schweizer
Friendships last if they are put first A conscience is something that hurts us when everything else feels great.
Most of us are not confused, just well mixed.
He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love Author: St. Basil (330-379), Greek religious leader
Cheerfulness greases the axles of the world.
Worry is interest paid on trouble before it comes due."-William R. Inge
To stay youthful - stay useful. The best angle to approach any problem is the try-angle.
No matter what happened in the past, the future is spotless.
Faith gives us the courage to face the present with confidence and the future with expectancy.
Happiness is the most powerful of all medicines.
The only advantage to working around the clock is that you earn enough cash to pay the doctor when you break down.
A house if made with walls and beams; a home is built with love and dreams.
Climbing the ladder of success is impossible with your hands in your pockets.
It is better to sleep on what you intend to do than stay awake all night over what you did.
We must live so our memories can be part of our happiness.
From:
Kirti Betai - E-mail: <mvs@nde.vsnl.net.in>
Rakesh
Pandey's views
Always
have
A positive
attitude
in
life.
There is
something
positive
In every
person.
Even a
stopped watch
is
right
Twice a
day.........
From One Cracked Pot to Another .....
A water bearer in China had two large pots,
each hung on the ends of a pole which he carried across his neck.
One of the pots had a crack in it, while the other
pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the
end of the long walk from the stream to the house,
the cracked pot arrived only half full.
For a full two years this went on daily, with the bearer
delivering only one and a half pots
full of water to his house. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its
accomplishments, perfect for which it was made.
But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable
that it was able to accomplish only half of what it had been made to do.
After two years of what it perceived to be a bitter
failure, it spoke to the water bearer one day
by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, because this Crack in my side causes
water to leak out all the way back to your house."
The bearer said to the pot, "Did you notice that there
were flowers only on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side?
That's because I have always known about your flaw, and I planted flower seeds
on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you've watered them.
For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the
table. Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty
to grace the house."
Moral: Each of us has our own unique flaws. We're all cracked pots. But it's the
cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting
and rewarding.
You've just got to take each person for what they are, and look for the good in
them........
Sent
in by Hemant of New Delhi - Email: amarjeetmehta@yahoo.com
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station... Whatmore can I say!
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear
them speak.
Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.
Sent
in by Jaidev Vaidya --- E-mail: greatkam2005@yahoo.com
The Best of Proverbs :
Should women have children after 35?
No, 35 children are enough
Living on Earth may be expensive...but it includes an annual free trip
around the Sun....!
Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep!
SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY. So what? Who's in a hurry?
A drunk was hauled into court.
"Mister", the judge began, "you've been brought here for drinking...."
"Great," the drunk exclaimed . When do we get started
Sent
in by Amit, Delhi, India
E-mail: amitsebastian2004@yahoo.com
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